4.07 Null-bot of the Bride
typed by :glitch007
Last Modified:Nov.25/01


Scene opens with Dot's face covered by a veil, purple curtains around

Mouse(also in the dressroom, giddy):Hurry up, Andraia
An:Coming **walks in holding vidwindows of something, hands one to Dot**  This is the one?
**Dot nods**
An:It's beautiful, Dot!
Mouse:Wow, download it on, I can't wait to see you in it, where's mine?
**Andraia and Mouse giggle**

OBob (voice from outside the dressroom): Cecil, you can't go in there
Cecil:I am the wedding planner, I go where I please!  Ohhh, how do you open this thing?
OBob:Cecil, no!
**Mouse pulls off Dot's veil**
Dot:Mouse!
Mouse (to An):Hide the dress, Bob can't see it!
**Andraia walks away**
Cecil(still trying to open the curtains):Has anyone got a key for this?
**Mouse cuts a rectangle with her sword**
**We see Cecil and Obob**
Mouse:Can we help you, sugar?
Cecil:Are you mad?  You want the ceremony here?
**we see that they were in the control room at the p-office**
Dot:Well, we wanted to choose somewhere that has some personal significance
**Cecil says something**
OBob:What's the problem?
Cecil:Oh, nothing absolutely nothing at all, this is a lovely room...of deletion!
**Cecil backs off and we are somehow transported to the hallway at the entrance of the p-office**
**echoes while they talk**
Cecil:Now, this is a room!
Dot:Cecil, don't you think it's a little Spartan?
OBob:and big?
Cecil:at the moment? Yes, but wait and see, a little bouquet over there, a little colour here, draperies, playsettings, string quartet, ohhh statues with huge...urns.  It brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it **sobs** now push off and let the maestro work
**Bob and Dot think he's nuts**


Supercomputer
**Pretend this is ER**
**some paramedics are rushing GBob to the operating room**
One guardian:I've never seen anything like this
Another:He's completely non responsive
Some sort of chrystalline state
what are his energy signs?
He doesn't have any
I'm not getting any VPM
We're losing him
Move it people, get him into stasis
**They enter the room**
Get him straight into the FBS chamber
Yes sir!
**cover descends and GBob is scanned**
**Vid window pops up (the heart rate monitor)**


Dressing Rooms
Matrix(behind curtains):Hey, what are you doing with that tape measure?
Gay voice:But sir!
Matrix:I can do this myself
**The rollerskating binome from Al's Diner emerges through the curtains**
Gay binome:Well, if you insist.  AAAAAnd how are we doing in here?  **he peeps at some other dressing room**
**Hack and Slash scream like girls**
Hack or Slash:Do I know you?
Gay binome (skates off):Suit yourselves  (was that supposed to be a joke?)
Come out when you're ready
**Matrix comes out with a tux on**
Gay binome:Oh sir!
Matrix (pulls at his collar):I feel stupid
Gay binome:Oh, but you look good enough to eat!
**Ripping sound**
**Gay binome screams**
**Matrix just tore off his sleeves**
Matrix:Ahh, that's better
Hack:Ahem, ta-da!
OBob(just entered):Lookin' sharp, boys.
Hey:eh, Hiya
Slash:Bob
OBob:And your going to look great when that's finished, Matrix
**Gay binome rolls his eyes**
Matrix(to OBob):Hey, where's your monkey suit?
OBob:Oh, I'll be wearing my dress uniform
Matrix:What, and I have to wear this?
OBob:Well, yeah.  The best sprite has to look the part
Matrix:Well that's ju--did you say 'best sprite'?
**OBob nods**
Matrix:Oh, Bob, It would be an honour
OBob:Well, you better download this
**Hands Matrix a vid-window labelled "The Duties of the Best Sprite**
OBob(to h&s):Uhh, I need a quiet word, guys, could ya?
Hack:Oh yeah yeah sure
Slash:bubs the word, discretion is our middle name
H:I thought your middle name was 'Elvin'
**They exit**
Matrix:Hey, what's up?
OBob:I've just heard from Turbo
Matrix:The other Bob, is, is he--
OBob:Not good and getting worse,  I'm gonna hafto tell Dot, maybe put the wedding off
Matrix:No you can't do that, look I've nevver seen sis this happy, Bob don't tell her, please
OBob:Ok, if your sure
**Matrix nods**


In the operation room
**heart monitor beeps**
**two cylinders lock on to GBob's eyes**
**weak pulse on the monitor**
**a needle is attempted to be injected into Bob's neck, but it breaks**
**The bald guardian shakes his head in dissapointment**


Dot's Diner
**Matrix, Andraia and OBob are sitting at the table beside the jukebox**
**Dot joins them**
Dot:Here you all are **kisses OBob**
Matrix:So what have you been up to?
Dot:Don't ask, just about everything that could've gone wrong has gone wrong...uhh, I had to changes everything, rebook some things, cancel others, you wouldn't believe it
An:Having fun, then?
Dot:Loving every nano of it.  Well, big brother, I have a favour to ask.
Matrix:Go ahead, ask away
Dot:Would you walk up the aisle with me and give away the bride?
Matrix:Dot, I...I
**Looks for OBob's reaction, OBob agrees**
Dot:I know, it should be Dad, but Dad's not himself, so--
**Enzo walks in**
OBob:Enzo, just the sprite I need to see, would you be my best sprite?
Enzo:Best sprite? Sure, Bob!
Dot:You're so sweet!
Matrix:Here you better read this **hands him the vid window on best sprite**
Matrix:Dot? I would be honoured.
Enzo:Bob, what's a ??stagnite?? ?


Al's Diner
**Night club setting**
**Some binomes are dancing, Dot, Mouse and Andraia are watching**
**Girl's 'night' out**
**Everyone's having fun, including Dot**
...Dot gets on the stage yadda yadda yadda...
Mouse:I hope the boys are having this much fun


Dot's Diner
**Balloons are everywhere**
**Enzo blows a kazoo in front of OBob's face**
**Hack and Slash are entertained by the null juggler**
Enzo:More jelly, Bob?
OBob:mmm, More jelly, Matrix?
**Matrix and OBob are wearing those cone party hats**
Matrix(sighs and turns away):No.
**A binome drops his drink**


Operating room
**The cover is removed and the bald guardian shoots a beam at GBob's chest**
**The beam ricochets everwhere**
**GBob is still frozen**


P-office
Cecil:Well, My work here is done
**Camera zooms out and the hallway looks like a decorated church**
OBob:Cecil, by the user! This is amazing, incredible
Cecil:But of course it is--
OBob:No Cecil, I'm serious, this is fabulous, thank you
**shakes hands with Cecil**
Cecil:You're very welcome monsieur Bob
OBob:Beautiful, stunning
Cecil:Well, I wouldn't go to far
OBob:No, really
Cecil:Oh what can I say, It is a gift
**They stop shaking hands**
OBob:You know, we were really warming up to each other there
Cecil:Yes, yes we were
OBob:I didn't like it!
**Cecil mutters something**
**They turn away from each other**


Operating room
Bald guardian:I'm out of ideas, nothing can penetrate..whatever that is.  Whatever energy remaining in his body is fading, we're losing him sir
**Cam zooms in on GBob**
White room
**Bob is lying there, he wakes up and sees a giant Glitch in front of him**
**He looks at his reflection on Glitch**
GBob(thinking):Am I real? Or just a copy?
**Rumbling**
**Glitch turns around and fire shows on the screen**
**The circle on Glitch turns clockwise**


The P-office hallway
**Violins**
**at the door, some of Capacitors crew is there**
Slash:Friend of the bride or the groom?
Mr Christopher:Well, both
Hack:Ahh, both
Slash:both?
Hack:BOTH?!?
Slash:Ahh, beats me
Hack:uhhh yeah, maybe they sit in the aisle..
Slash:The aisle?  Ah, yes works for me!
Hack:Yeah! Let me show you to your.. floor.
Mr Christopher:Nevermind, we'll seat ourselves
curly haired zero binome:Ay, there's the captain!


The P-office lab
Phong(to Enzo):Come back young sprite, we will be late
Enzo(heading towards nibbles cage): I gotta get dad, he can't miss this!
Phong:Oh, how are you old friend?
Enzo:Do you think he knows what's going on?  You know, Dot and everything?
Ph:Oh, I'm sure he's very happy for his daughter
Enzo(opens lid):How are we gonna get him to the wedding?
**Nibbles jumps out of the cage and Enzo grabs him**
**Enzo is shocked, his icon spins and a spark rolls off his arm and into Nibbles**
Ph:Oh, are you alright?
Enzo:Yeah, that was freaky!
Ph:Oh I am not sure what happened but your icon is normal again.
**Enzo tries to look at his icon on his cap**
Welman:Enzo, Phong!  I have returned
**Camera zooms on nibbles, who now has a red shine on him, he is now Welman**
**Enzo and Phong are both surprised and happy**


The white room (inside Bob's mind?)
**The screen still shows fire, the circle is turning counter clockwise**
**The keytools emerge from glitch's screen**
**They all go into GBob**


The P-office hallway
**The pews are loaded and some binome is snoozing**
**OBob is wearing a Hex coloured suit**
**Matrix runs to OBob**
OBob:Is she here yet?
M:Yeah
OBob:Great!
M:We can't find Phong and Enzo.
OBob:What?!?!
M:Look, don't worry, we're on it!
**Phong and Enzo (in tux) come throught the curtains in the background**
M:But at least the bride showed up.
**Matrix looks behind him and is happy that Phong and Enzo finally showed up**
OBob:Go and get her!
M:Oh, yeah right!  **About to go**
Enzo:Wait!  We've got someone else to do that!
**The doors open and we see Dot in her wedding dress with Welman in a small exo, they re walking up the aisle**
Matrix:Dad?
**Enzo nods**
**Photos are shot**
**Mouse and Andraia follow behind, they look really stupid though**
Welman:You look beautiful, princess
Dot:This is the happiest second of my life
**OBob smiles**


Operating room
**The beeping in the heart monitor is flat**
**Turbo and the other guardian are dissapointed**
Bald guardian(sighs):We did everything we could, sir
T:Yeah, I know

Back to the wedding scene
**Andraia, mouse, welman and Dot are aproaching the Phong (at the front)**
**Welman walks off, Dot turns and looks at OBob**
Phong(clears throat):We are all here...(fades out) to witness the joining together--

Operating room
**GBob has fire around his body**
**circles (the keytools) emerge from his body**
Turbo:Look, the keytools!  They're returning!
**The keytools form a dome shape over GBob and emit light blue lasers**
Turbo:They're trying to save him!
**Copeland flies onto Turbo's arm**
**The keytools have the orange/silver bar at the side instead of the top**
Turbo:Copeland, welcome home.  We're joined again
**He watches as the other keytools fly off to find their respective guardians**
**Glitch is by Web Bob's side**
Turbo:The keytools have separated Glitch from Bob...How is he?
bald guardian:Scanning now, sir
**The scan commences and a beep is heard**
bald guardian:Glitch has been upgraded, Bob's ok, his code doesn't match what we have on file!
Turbo: So...it looks like he's the copy, that's gonna hurt
**WBob is beginning to wake up**
Turbo:Welcome back, Bob.


Wedding scene
Phong:...and if any sprite knows why Dot and Bob should not be joined together, they should speak now, or forever hold their peace
WBob(walking thru a portal):I do!
**Gasps**
Dot:Bob! You're ok!
WBob:I'm pretty far from ok.  You can't do this, Dot..I love you
OBob:I've had enough of this! **punch WBob in the face**
**Gasps**
WBob: Glitch:Energy B--
Dot:NO!  STOP! Both of you!
Both Bobs:But Dot!
Dot:Bob, I'm sorry, but
WBob:But--
Dot:I'm sorry
**OBob smiles, WBob is disappointed**
**He walks away as Enzo watches him**
Enzo: But Dot, he must be the real one, he's got Glitch
Dot:It doesn't matter, Enzo
Enzo:Why?
Dot:You're to young to understand.
**Enzo is disappointed**
**Glitch beeps and WBob looks at it**
**Glitch detaches from WBob, crowd gasps, and attaches to OBob**
**OBob is surprised, then he's happy**
**WBob finally realizes and is even more dissapointed than before**
Matrix:So it's final.
WBob:I'm the copy
Dot:Look, Bob
WBob:No, I'm sorry, I thought i could change your mind, I'm ruining everything for you, I'll go
**As he proceeds to the door, the crowd is silent**
**Dot feels sorry for him**
Ph:Should I continue?
**OBob nods to Dot**
Dot:Yes, please, go on.
Ph(clears throat): And if there are no other objections?...ah, good.  If either of you know any reason why you cannot be joined together, speak now
**Glitch beeps and OBob is hurt**
OBob: Ahh!
**Screen shows the sprite to keytool data transfer, Glitch looks better now**
Ph:Is that a yes?
**OBob is hurt and is trying to control his arm, crowd gasps, everyone is surprised**
**WBob looks back as Glitch detaches from OBob and reattaches itself to WBob**
**Screen shows keytool to sprite data transfer**
WBob:what are you doing, Glitch?
**Something is wrong w/OBob's face**
OBob:Ahh!
WBob:What's (reverb) happening to me?
**WBob is changed back to his old form**
Enzo:What's happening to you? Look at him!
**There are things poking out of OBob's back**
**OBob struggles, turns around and turns into Megabyte!**
**Everyone is shocked, especially Dot**
Bob:Megabyte!
Dot:M, Megabyte?
Mb:I see my chrade is at an end...a pity, we would've made a perfect couple
**Matrix reaches for his gun, but he doesn't have it with him**
Mouse:Ohh, this dress don't come with a katana!
An(with the nails):I've got him!
Bob:No! He's mine!
Mb:I've missed you, guardian, welcome back.
B:Back and fully charged, let's do it!
**They charge towards each other and Glitch is turned into an energy field**
**Mb flies accross the room, screams are heard by the binomes**
Mouse:You alright, sugar?
Dot:No
**Mb gets up, extends claws and is ready for a fight**
**Gitch is turned into an energy blade**
**Mb tries to claw Bob, but Bob is dodging it, he then goes for the offense and stabs Mb in the stomach, then whacks his head**
**Mb wraps Bob with his tentacles, pulls them and holds Bob's head with a single hand**
**He winds up and he throws Bob accross the room**
**Pews break and the pipes of the organ are dislodged**
**Mb heads towards the pile of pipes when it starts glowing and lining up**
**Bob uses Glitch to form the pipe into tentacles which is used to wrap Mb**
**Mb struggles and breaks loose**
**Bob, along with the pipes are flung backwards**
**Mb, seeing that Bob is down, picks him up and uses him as a ram as he runs Bob through the columns of the hall**
**Mb laughs, Bob, seeing that Mb is about to ram him into a hard wall, uses Glitch to beam him up in the air, out of Mb's grasps**
**Mb watches him fly up and runs into the wall**
**CLANK**
Hack(stammering):Who do we help?!?!?
Slash:I don't know, don't look at me!
Hack: what about a--
Slash:Whudabuda?
Hack:It's all I got
Slash:Oh
**they scream as they see Mb fly overhead and out the door**


Outside the P-off.
Bob:Why, Megabyte? Why do this?
MB(snickering):It amused me
B:Well, laugh this off.  Glitch:Power ram
**a yellow energy beam is directed into Mb**
**Mb falls back a few meters**
Mb(gets up):Impressive.. You seem stronger than remember
B:I've been workin out.
**Mb nods and spits some yellow green cloud at Bob, which temporarily disables his sight**
**Mb jumps up onto the stairs, Mouse and Matrix fall sideways**
**Dot is standing at the top as Mb approaches her**
Mb:Ahh, the blushing bride, one final kiss
**Dot is trying to push him away, but he is too strong**
**Bob recovers and sees that Mb is running into the P-off**
**inside, everybody gasps at the sight of Mb**
**Camera focuses on Speck, who turns around**
**Mb grabs his head**
Mb:Get out, run!
**Screams from binomes, Mike's camera is dropped and in the reflection, we see Mb holding specks**
Specks (nervously):Wh..What are you going to do?
Mb:(evil smile)
**Specks is behind a pew and checks if any body's around, of course this isn't really Sepcks, he screams and runs out**
Bob(to Matrix):You ready?
**Matrix calls back his gun**
Matrix:Yeah, and Bob? Welcome home.
**Dot is in the background feeling really ashamed**
Bob:Let's do it!

Inside the P-off
**Matrix and Bob run accross the red carpet**
Matrix:Where is he? **pants** He couldn't've gotten out!
**Bob looks around**
**We see a binome's hand extended in the rubble**
**Bob turns Specks over and he is still unconcious**
Bob:He's out cold
Dot:But I just saw Specky outside!
Bob(realizing):Megabyte.. He can shapeshift!
Dot:How?
Bob:The web's changed him, he's become a trojan horse virus
Matrix:So how are we gonna find him?
**Specks gets up and screams, then he realizes that Mb had gone**
Specks:Ohh! Oh, he's gone
Bob:He's shifted again!
Dot:What are we gonna do, Bob?
Bob:I'm. I'm not sure

--end--